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Marriage

Although we usually think of a marriage triangle as a dangerous situation there is one sense in which a third person could create the right triangle.

Viola Walden tells the story of a newly married couple riding a train on their honeymoon. A silver-haired man leaned across the aisle and asked "Is there a third party going with you on your honeymoon?" The couple looked at him strangely; then he added "When Sarah and I were married we invited Jesus to our marriage. One of the first things we did in our new home was to kneel and ask Jesus to make our marriage a love triangle - Sarah myself and Jesus. And all three of us have been in love with each other for all 50 years of our married life." ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Marriage

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred she’ll never turn into an old nag. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Marriage

Marriage is like flies on a screen door. Those on the outside want to get in but some of those already inside want to get out. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Marriage

Marriage is like a violin; it doesn’t work without the strings. And when the music stops the strings are still attached.

Marriage

Even if marriages are made in heaven humans have to be responsible for their maintenance.

Marriage

Marriage is not finding the person with whom you can live but finding that person with whom you cannot live without.—Howard Hendricks

Marriage

Carl Sandburg’s daughter Helga wrote of her parents: “There were never loud arguments back and forth in our house. My father raged and roared and often. But it was one-way. Mother coaxed him out of it. Once when he was very old I saw him pull at a door that was stuck. He rattled the handle and shouted. My mother a small woman looked up at him and patted his chest ‘What a fine strong voice!’ she said. Disarmed he stood there in love. It was a thread established early and woven through their life. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Marriage

A little girl had just heard the story Snow White for the first time. So full of enthusiasm that she could hardly contain herself she retold the fairy tale to her mother. After telling about how Prince Charming had arrived on his beautiful white horse and kissed Snow White back to life she asked her mother “And do you know what happened then?”

“Yes ” said her mom “they lived happily ever after.”

“No ” responded Suzie with a frown “they got married.”

With childlike innocence the little girl had spoken a partial truth without realizing it. For you see getting married and living happily ever after are not necessarily synonymous. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Marriage

What do women really want to hear men say? The following list may seem obvious but the authors of "Why Men Don't Get Enough Sex and Women Don't Get Enough Love" insist men don't say the obvious often enough:

* "Put on your best dress. I'm taking you out for a surprise evening."

* "Let's take a walk together. Just the two of us."

* "You are always so thoughtful (sensitive caring)."

* "I love your eyes (legs ears)."

* "You're the best wife a man could hope for. You're my best friend."

* "When I think about you I get a warm feeling all over."

* "I'm taking your car in today for new tires because I love you and I want you to be safe."

* "I'm going to run an errand - is there something I can get for you while I'm out?"

* "It's just a little something I brought you to say I love you."

Adjustment to Marriage

A cynic once observed: “All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Adjustment to Marriage

Marriage is like taking an airplane to Florida for a relaxing vacation in January and when you get off the plane you find you’re in the Swiss Alps. There’s cold and snow instead of swimming and sunshine.

Well after you buy winter clothes and learn how to ski and learn how to talk in a new foreign language I guess you can have just as good a vacation in the Swiss Alps as you can in Florida. But it is a surprise when you get off that honeymoon airplane and find that everything is far different from what you expected. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Adjustment to Marriage

Someone has likened adjustment to marriage to two porcupines who lived in Alaska. When the deep and heavy snows came they felt the cold and began to draw close together. However when they drew close they began to stick one another with their quills. But when they drew apart they felt the cold once again. To keep warm they had to learn how to adjust to one another-very carefully. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Adjustment to Marriage

”For best result follow instructions of maker.” So advised a brochure accompanying a bottle of a common cold remedy. If such advice is good for the relief of a simple physical ailment how much more it is needed for the relief of sick marriage relationships! God the Author of marriage has given us clear instructions in the Bible. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Adjustment to Marriage

All of us have seen two rivers flowing smoothly and quietly along until they meet and join to form one new river. When this happens they clash and hurl themselves at one another. However as the newly formed river flows downstream it gradually quiets down and flows smoothly again. And now it is broader and more majestic and has more power. So it is in a marriage: the forming of a new union may be tumultuous-but when achieved the result is far greater than either alone. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Adjustment to Marriage

Some time ago the Saturday Evening Post ran a humorous article that traced the tendency for marriage partners to drift from a height of bliss into the humdrum of routine attitudes. Called “The Seven Ages of the Married Cold ” the article likens the state of the marriage to the reaction of a husband to his wife’s colds during seven years of marriage.

The first year: “Sugar dumpling I’m worried about my baby girl. You’ve got a bad sniffle and there’s no telling about these things with all this strep around. I’m putting you in the hospital this afternoon for a general checkup and a good rest. I know the food’s lousy but I’ll bring your meals in from Rossini’s. I’ve already got it arranged with the floor superintendent.”

The second year: “Listen darling I don’t like the sound of that cough and I’ve called Doc Miller to rush over here. Now you go to bed like a good girl please? Just for Papa.”

The third year: “Maybe you’d better lie down honey; nothing like a little rest when you feel punk. I’ll bring you something to eat. Have we got any soup?”

The fourth year: “Look dear be sensible. After you feed the kids and get the dishes washed you’d better hit the sack.”

The fifth year: “Why don’t you get yourself a couple of aspirin?”

The sixth year: “If you’d just gargle or something instead of sitting around barking like a seal!”

The seventh year: “For Pete’s sake stop sneezing! Whatcha trying to do gimme pneumonia?” ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Adjustment to Marriage

People in our nation spend more time preparing to get their driver’s license than they do preparing for marriage or parenting. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Commitment in Marriage

With the rising divorce rate and the trend toward total truthfulness these days it is almost as though the marriage vows are being changed from “till death do us part” to “till something better comes along.”

Commitment in Marriage

The ties of a durable marriage are not like the pretty silken ribbons attached to wedding presents. Instead they must be forged like steel in the heat of daily life and the pressures of crisis in order to form a union that cannot be severed.

Commitment in Marriage

The comic strip said a lot about the world’s view of marriage:

One character said “You know it’s odd-but now that I’m actually engaged I’m starting to feel nervous about getting married!”

The other character replied “I know what you’re thinking. It’s only natural to be nervous! Marriage is a big commitment. Seven or eight years can be a long time!”

Commitment in Marriage

A good many years ago I knew a workingman in the north of England whose wife soon after her marriage drifted in vicious ways and went rapidly form bad to worse. He came home one Sunday evening to find as he had found a dozen times before that she had gone on a new debauch. He knew in what condition she would return after two or three days of a nameless life. He sat down in the cheerless house to look the truth in the face and to find what he must do. The worst had happened too often to leave him much hope for amendment and he saw in part what might be in store for him. He made his choice to hold by his wife to the end and to keep a home for her who would not make one for him. Now that a new and terrible meaning had passed into the words “for better or for worse ” he reaffirmed his marriage vow.

Later when someone who knew them both intimately ventured to commiserate with him he answered “Not a word! She is my wife! I loved her when she was a girl in our village and I shall love her as long as there is breath in my body.” She did not mend and died in his house after some years in a shameful condition with his hands spread over her in pity and prayer to the last.—W.R. Maltby

Adjustment in Marriage

There is a scientific law called the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This law states that any closed system left to itself tends toward greater randomness; that is it breaks down. It takes an ordered input of energy to keep anything together.

This is readily seen with a house. Any homeowner knows that to maintain a house one must daily monthly and yearly invest time and energy to keep the house enjoyable to live in. If no energy is expended on the house it eventually comes to the point of needing a complete overhaul or else it is knocked down.

Although it is a law designed to describe material systems the Second Law of Thermodynamics seems to describe other systems also. For example consider the marriage relationship. It must have a daily monthly and yearly investment of time and energy so that it is enjoyable to live in. If no energy is expended eventually the relationship needs a complete overhaul or else it is knocked down.

It is a wise couple who build into their marriage continually-rather than waiting passively for a complete overhaul in the counselor’s office or a knockdown in the courtroom.

Communication in Marriage

Thomas Carlyle paid many pathetic postmortem tributes to his deceased wife whom he sometimes neglected in life. In his diary there is what has been called the saddest sentence in English literature. Carlyle wrote: “Oh that I had you yet for five minutes by my side that I might tell you all.”

Cost of Marriage

It is often said that two can live as cheaply as one. That’s true-as long as one doesn’t eat and the other goes naked.

Role of Wife in Marriage

Charles Swindoll tells of being married ten years before he became aware of the value of being grateful for the differences between his wife and himself. He was often irritated that she didn’t view things exactly as he did. She wasn’t argumentative only expressive of her honest feelings. But he took this as a lack of submission and told her so. Time and time again they locked horns until finally God showed him from the Genesis 2:18~25 passage that his wife was different because God had made her different and she was more valuable to him because of those differences. She was not designed to be his echo but to be his counterpart a necessary and needed individual to help him become all God wanted him to be.

Obligations of Marriage

The pastor of a big city church ran an ad for a caretaker-housekeeper. The next day a well-dressed young man appeared at the pastor's door. But before he could say more than "Hello I came to see about... " the pastor began questioning him.

"Can you sweep make beds shovel walks run errands fix meals balance a checkbook and baby-sit?" the churchman asked?

"Whoa " the young man said "I only came to see about getting married but if it's that much work I'm not interested." --Virginia Myers In Saturday Evening Post April 1990

Bachelorhood

Mr. Justice McCardie of the British High Court (him self a bachelor) said “A bachelor is a man who looks before he leaps and having looked he does not leap.”

Virgins

In a world searching for the latest and best ways to have sex virginity has become an embarrassment. This is to be expected in a society that preaches pleasure but not in the church where virtue is assumed but not taught. After all people reason what is there to write about abstaining? Sex is seen as a fulfillment; virginity as a vacuum. But it had better be more than that especially for us single women who outnumber marriageable men by 7.3 million in the U.S. and most of the available ones are not in the church. So unless we disobey God outright by marrying a non-Christian let's face it: many of us will never marry. Well-meaning friends tell us to believe God for a mate. But God doesn't promise us that we will ever marry. He promises us Himself. --Julia Duin Homemade - February 1990

Commitment in Marriage

The comic strip said a lot about the world’s view of marriage:

One character said “You know it’s odd-but now that I’m actually engaged I’m starting to feel nervous about getting married!”

The other character replied “I know what you’re thinking. It’s only natural to be nervous! Marriage is a big commitment. Seven or eight years can be a long time!” ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Commitment in Marriage

Adjustment in Marriage

It is a wise couple who build into their marriage continually-rather than waiting passively for a complete overhaul in the counselor’s office or a knockdown in the courtroom. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Communication in Marriage

Role of Wife in Marriage

Obligations of Marriage

"Can you sweep make beds shovel walks run errands fix meals balance a checkbook and baby-sit?" the churchman asked?

"Whoa " the young man said "I only came to see about getting married but if it's that much work I'm not interested." -- Virginia Myers In Saturday Evening Post April 1990

Marriage

Marriage is not finding the person with whom you can live but finding that person with whom you cannot live without.— Howard Hendricks

Adjustment to Marriage

Unhappy spouse to marriage counselor:

When I got married

I was looking for an ideal.

Then it became an ordeal.

Now I want a new deal.

── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

Cost of Marriage

It is often said that two can live as cheaply as one. That’s true-as long as one doesn’t eat and the other goes naked. ── Michael P. Green《Illustrations for Biblical Preaching》

MARRIAGE

Openness is essentially the willingness to grow a distaste for ruts eagerly standing on top-toe for a better view of what tomorrow brings. A man once bought a new radio brought it home placed it on the refrigerator plugged it in turned it to WSM in Nashville (home of the Grand Ole Opry) and then pulled all the knobs off! He had already tuned in all he ever wanted or expected to hear. Some marriages are "rutted" and rather dreary because either or both partners have yielded to the tyrany of the inevitable "what has been will still be." Stay open to newness. Stay open to change.

Grady Nutt in Homemade July 1990.

Looking for a gift or just a unique way to say "I love you?" What do you give when his dresser is full of cologne and you're both on diets? When she thinks flowers die too soon and you've already spent next month's paycheck? Here are 21 great inexpensive ways to tell the love of your life just how much you care.

1. Make a homemade card with a picture of the two of you on the cover. Get ideas for a verse by spending a few minutes browsing through a card shop.

2. Write a poem. It doesn't have to rhyme.

3. Send a love letter listing the reasons "Why I love you so much."

4. Pledge your love for a lifetime. Write it on calligraphy or design it on a desktop computer and print it out on parchment paper and have it framed.

5. Plan a surprise lunch complete with picnic basket sparkling grape juice and goblets.

6. Bake a giant cookie and write "I love you" with heart shaped redhots or frosting. (Don't worry about the calories it's not for eating!)

7. Make a coupon book and include coupons for a back rub a compromise when about to lose an argument a listening ear when needed and doing the dishes when the other cooks.

8. Kidnap the car for a thorough washing and detailing.

9. Design your personal crest combining symbols that are meaningful to both of you.

10. Compose a love song.

11. Arrange for someone to sing a favorite love song to you and your love when you're together.

12. Call a radio station and have them announce a love message from you and make sure your love is listening at the right time.

13. Make a big sign such as: "I Love You Kristi. Love Joe" and put it in front of your house or her apartment complex for the world to see.

14. Buy favorite fruits that aren't in season like a basket of strawberries or blueberries.

15. Hide little love notes in the car a coat pocket or desk.

16. Place a love message in the "personal" section of the classified ads in your local paper.

17. Florist flowers aren't the only way to say "I love you." Pluck a single flower and write a message about how its beauty reminds you of your love. For greater impact have it delivered at work.

18. Prepare a surprise candle light gourmet low-calorie dinner for two.

19. Write the story of the growth of your relationship from your perspective sharing your emotions and your joys. What a treasure!

20. Make a paperweight from a smooth stone paint it and write a special love message on it.

21. Promise to change a habit that your love has been wanting you to change.

Family Matters.

Sensationalistic sex surveys suffered further damage with the release of new research on the fidelity of American spouses. According to a new study by Tom W. Smith of the National Opinion Research Center roughly 15 percent of married or previously married Americans have committed adultery. The results largely agree with the 1987 ABC News/Washington Post poll that found 89 percent of spouses faithful. Pop culture gurus Kinsey (37 percent of men) Joyce Brothers (50 percent of women) and Shire Hite (75 percent of women married 5 years) have stoked reports of rampant infidelity.

Family Research Council Washington Watch October 29 1993 p. 2.

Divorced couples in Albuquerque New Mexico can take advantage of a new business in town. The company is called Freedom Rings: Jewelry for the Divorced. Founded by jeweler and divorcee Lynn Peters the company makes custom jewelry out of wedding rings. Each customer at Freedom Rings pays a fee and the ring-smashing ceremony begins--complete with champagne and music. Just before the smashing the M.C. says "We will now release any remaining ties to your past by transforming your ring--which represents the past--into a token of your new beginning. Now take the hammer. Stop for a moment to consider the transformation that is about to begin your new life. Ready? With this swing let freedom ring!"

She then uses a four-pound sledgehammer to whack her emblem of love and fidelity into a shapeless piece of metal. And the ceremony ends. The fact that women are pounding their wedding rings into pendants and men are grinding theirs into golf ball markers doesn't surprise me. We've all heard the divorce statistics. But let's focus on the women for a moment: How many American women stop short of divorce but would love to make a clean break from their marriage if it were convenient? How many Christian women feel the same way?

Brian Peterson New Man October 1994 p. 8.

Yet when psychologists Cliff Notarius of Catholic University and Howard Markman of the University of Denver studied newlyweds over the first decade of marriage they found a very subtle but telling difference at the beginning of the relationships. Among couples who would ultimately stay together 5 out of every 100 comments made about each other were putdowns. Among couples who would later split 10 of every 100 comments were insults. That gap magnified over the following decade until couples heading downhill were flinging five times as many cruel and invalidating comments at each other as happy couples. "Hostile putdowns act as cancerous cells that if unchecked erode the relationship over time " says Notarius who with Markman co-authored the new book We Can Work It Out. "In the end relentless unremitting negativity takes control and the couple can't get through a week without major blowups."

U.S. News & World Report February 21 1994 p. 67.

Do you and your spouse feed each other a steady diet of put-downs? If you do your marriage could be headed for divorce court.

When psychologists Cliff Nortarius and Howard Markman studied newlyweds over the first decade of marriage they discovered that couples who stayed together uttered 5 or fewer put-downs in every 100 comments to each other. But couples who inflicted twice as many verbal wounds -- 10 or more putdowns out of every 100 comments -- later split up.

Watch what you say! Little nit-picking comments are like a cancer in marriage slowly draining the life out of a committed relationship.

Dr. James Dobson's Focus on the Family Bulletin May 1994.

Marriage is when you agree to spend the rest of your life sleeping in a room that's too warm beside someone who's sleeping in a room that's too cold.

Contributed by E.J. Graff.

"To keep your marriage brimming / With love in the loving cup / Whenever you're wrong admit it / Whenever you're right shut up!"

Ogden Nash.

Marriage is like twirling a baton turning handsprings or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Helen Rowland quoted by Robert Keeler in The Toastmaster Reader's Digest June 1994 p. 130.

The "Four D's of marriage" according to author Fay Angus are "depression despair drink and divorce."

Source Unknown.

The speaker at our woman's club was lecturing on marriage and asked the audience how many of us wanted to "mother" our husbands. One member in the back row raised her hand.

"You do want to mother your husband?" the speaker asked.

"Mother?" the woman echoed. "I thought you said smother."

Reader's Digest October 1993.

We were visiting friends when they received a telephone call from their recently married daughter. After several tense minutes on the phone the mother told the father to pick up the extension. The newlyweds had had their first big fight.

In a few moments the father rejoined us and tersely explained "Said she wanted to come home."

"What did you tell her?" I asked.

"Told her she was home."

Larry Cunningham (Billings Montana) Reader's Digest.

A man at work decided to show his wife how much he loved her and before going home showered shaved put on some choice cologne bought her a bouquet of flowers. He went to the front door and knocked. His wife answered the door and exclaimed "Oh no! This has been a terrible day! First I had to take Billy to the emergency room and get stitches in his leg then your mother called and said she's coming for 2 weeks then the washing machine broke and now this! You come home drunk!

Source Unknown.

They say a wife and husband

Bit by bit

Can rear between themselves a mighty wall

So thick they cannot speak with ease through it

Nor can they see across it it stands so tall.

Its nearness frightens them but each alone

Is powerless to tear its bulk away; and each

Dejected wishes he had known

For such a wall some magic thing to say.

So let us build with master art my dear

A bridge of love between your life and mine

A bridge of tenderness and very near

A bridge of understanding strong and fine

Till we have formed so many lovely ties

There never will be room for walls to rise.

Source Unknown.

Some helpful hints for a husband who wants to see his spouse experience God's best are posted in Daddy's Home by Greg Johnson and Mike Yorkey.

A husband can:

Back off (give her some space).

Be patient (don't rush things).

Love her as you love your own body (that's going to take some work).

Affirm her role in the family (whether she stays home or works outside the home she's got the most important job in the world).

Pray for her as you've never prayed before (because God hears our prayers).

Lower your expectations (you're not going to see fireworks every night).

Do the little things (without expecting anything in return).

Show her she's the most cherished woman on earth (she'll probably faint the first time you do this).

Above all persevere (you're in this for the long haul).

A wise husband builds his mate's self-esteem realizing that the subtle words and actions of a sinful world constantly assault her sense of self-worth. He remains sensitive to her needs and is always ready to offer his support.

Encourage your wife verbally and demonstratively. Words of cheer and praise are high octane fuel that boost your wife's emotional fuel tanks.

In Touch June 18 1993.

Joseph H. Choate was a thorough gentleman as well as a distinguished lawyer in this country some years back. He had a quick wit which made him good copy for journalists. Someone once asked him "Mr. Choate if you were not yourself who would you most like to be?"

Without a second's hesitation Choate replied "Mrs. Choate's second husband."

Bits & Pieces May 27 1993 p. 23.

We accompanied our son and his fianc?when they met with her priest to sign some pre-wedding ceremony papers. While filling out the form our son read aloud a few questions. When he got to the last one which read: "Are you entering this marriage at your own will?" he looked over at his fianc? "Put down 'Yes '" she said.

Lilyan van Almelo Reader's Digest May 1993 p. 138.

Commuter to seatmate: "Actually my mother-in-law and I have a lot in common. We both wish my wife had married someone else."

H. Bosch in National Enquirer.

What NOT to Buy Your Wife

Although the only person a man usually shops for is his wife the whole experience is a stressful one. Many a man has felt extreme frigid temperatures for a long period based on a poor present decision. As a veteran of these wars I'm still not sure what to buy my wife but I'll pass on what not to buy her:

1. Don't buy anything that plugs in. Anything that requires electricity is seen as utilitarian.

2. Don't buy clothing that involves sizes. The chances are one in seven thousand that you will get her size right and your wife will be offended the other 6999 times. "Do I look like a size 16?" she'll say. Too small a size doesn't cut it either: "I haven't worn a size 8 in 20 years!"

3. Avoid all things useful. The new silver polish advertised to save hundreds of hours is not going to win you any brownie points.

4. Don't buy anything that involves weight loss or self-improvement. She'll perceive a six-month membership to a diet center as a suggestion that's she's overweight.

5. Don't buy jewelry. The jewelry your wife wants you can't afford. And the jewelry you can afford she doesn't want.

6. And guys do not fall into the traditional trap of buying her frilly underwear. Your idea of the kind your wife should wear and what she actually wears are light years apart.

7. Finally don't spend too much. "How do you think we're going to afford that?" she'll ask. But don't spend too little. She won't say anything but she'll think "Is that all I'm worth?"

Herb Forst in Cross River NY Patent Trader in Reader's Digest.

Sacred to the memory of Elisha Philbrook and his wife Saran.

Beneath these stones do lie

Back to back my wife and I!

When the last trumpet the air shall fill

If she gets up I'll just lie still.

Sargentville Maine from The Last Word 1979 quoted in Reader's Digest October 1980.

Barr's comment on domestic tranquility (Donald Barr) "On a beautiful day like today its hard to believe anyone can be unhappy but we'll work on it."

Source Unknown.

It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs. Carlyle marry one another and so make only 2 people miserable instead of 4.

Samuel Butler of Thomas Carlyle in the Book of Insults Ancient and Modern by Nancy McPhee.

A large majority of men--married and single--say they wouldn't have an affair even if they were certain their loved one would never find out says a Gallup poll commissioned by Self magazine in the June (1992) issue. Of 500 men surveyed 67% of married men and 60% of unmarried men say an affair is absolutely out of the question. Only 5% of married men and 11% of unmarried men would do it (the rest said maybe). Also 95% of married men say they wouldn't drop their partner for a trophy wife if they became extremely successful or wealthy.

U.S.A. Today May 26 1992 p. D1.

While crossing a bridge in London John Wesley stumbled and sprained his ankle. Some friends carried him to the house of Mrs. Mary Vazielle on Threadneedle Street. She was a widow with several children. She cared for Wesley and his response to her concern was to ask her to marry him. If we were writing fiction we might say that the sprained ankle was God's providential way to bring those people together. But the marriage was a disaster and Mary finally left John.

Had Wesley consulted with his brother Charles and asked for the prayers of the brethren he might have avoided that unfortunate situation. Mary was accustomed to her quiet home and it was difficult for her to travel with her husband and stay in uncomfortable inns. It is unfortunate that Mary was not content just to ignore John's ministry; she actually opposed it. She gave certain personal letters to his enemies and even made additions to them that made them worse! Once she even pulled her husband around on the floor by his hair! "I felt as though I could have knocked the soul out of her!" one of Wesley's friends said. Wesley concluded that his unhappy marriage encouraged him to work harder and not complain about missing the comforts of a home. Certainly it encouraged him to be away from home more!

W. Wiersbe Wycliffe Handbook of Preaching and Preachers Moody Press 1984 p. 246.

Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate the Mormon finally said "Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which forbids polygamy?" "Certainly " replied Twain. "'No man can serve two masters.'"

Louis Utermeyer A Treasury of Laughter (Simon & Schuster).

On her golden wedding anniversary my grandmother revealed the secret of her long and happy marriage. "On my wedding day I decided to choose ten of my husband's faults which for the sake of our marriage I would overlook " she explained. A guest asked her to name some of the faults. "To tell the truth " she replied "I never did get around to listing them. But whenever my husband did something that made me hopping mad I would say to myself 'Lucky for him that's one of the ten.'"

Roderick McFarlane in Reader's Digest December 1992.

Soon after our last child left home for college my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know honey " I said sweetly "without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married." "Honey " he replied with a grin "without my glasses you still look pretty good too!"

Valerie L. Runyan in Reader's Digest December 1992.

Overheard: "Marriage is nature's way of keeping people from fighting with strangers."

Alan King.

In January 1992 at 1 a.m. one very tired mom heard a cough. I bolted from my sleep to a standing/running position and in one leap made it to the bathroom and flipped on the light to find my 6-year-old daughter sitting on the edge of the tub. The stuff from her tummy was all over the floor the lid of the toilet and herself. I proceeded to clean the floor and surrounding areas then placed Sarah into the tub to wash down. As I turned on the shower Sarah said "Mom " with a wrinkled nose and a hesitant voice "I threw up on Collett too." Collett is her 9-year-old sister who happens to share the bed. I closed the curtain and ran to see. I met Collett in the hallway and she said Sarah had thrown up on her. I turned on the bedroom light and much to my amazement there was the dreaded sight of Sarah's dinner on five blankets two pillows two sheets a baby blanket and Collett's pajamas. I bundled it all up into the bottom sheet and placed it at the back door. I put fresh bedding on the bed and placed a bucket beside Sarah then I crawled back in my own bed. At which time my well-covered half-asleep husband inquired "What's wrong?"

Focus on the Family Newsletter.

A few years ago the Harry S. Truman Library in Independence MO made public 1 300 recently discovered letters that the late President wrote to his wife Bess over the course of a half-century. Mr. Truman had a lifelong rule of writing to his wife every day they were apart. He followed this rule whenever he was away on official business or whenever Bess left Washington to visit her beloved Independence. Scholars are examining the letters for any new light they may throw on political and diplomatic history. For our part we were most impressed by the simple fact that every day he was away the President of the United States took time out from his dealing with the world's most powerful leaders to sit down and write a letter to his wife.

Bits & Pieces October 15 1992 pp. 15-16.

More and more people seem to forget Henry Ford's sage advice when asked on his 50th wedding anniversary for his rule for marital bliss and longevity. He replied "Just the same as in the automobile business stick to one model."

Christian Clippings p. 27.

(Andrew) Greeley bases most of his unconventional conclusions on the results of the Love and Marriage Gallup study of 657 married couples which was conducted in 1989-90 for Psychology Today. According to Greeley this was the first "full-scale" national probability study of sexuality and fidelity in marriage. Many of the findings defy conventional wisdom and indicate that marriage in America is far healthier than we have been led to believe:

- Ninety percent of American couples have had only one sexual partner since they were married (and it is not because they are afraid of AIDS).

- Four-fifths say they would marry the same person if they had to do it over again.

- Over 80 percent of all married men regardless of age say their wife is good-looking.

- Three-quarters of married people say their spouse is their best friend.

- Three-quarters of those questioned say divorce is "not at all likely."

- Over 60 percent of American couples describe their marriage as "very happy."

- The best predictor of whether or not a couple is happy together is joint prayer. The study found for example that couples from two-income families that pray together are less likely to consider divorce than single-income families that do not pray together.

- People who live together before marriage are less likely than those who did not cohabit to say their marriage is very happy. Those who have had premarital sex are also less prone to say their marriage is very happy.

Christianity Today March 9 1992 pp. 42-43.

1 in 7. A recent survey on marital violence reports that approximately one in every seven American couples has used some form of physical abuse during an argument in the past year.

National Institute of Mental Health Family Happiness is Homemade Vol. 14 No. 6 June 1990.

A couple married for 15 years began having more than usual disagreements. They wanted to make their marriage work and agreed on an idea the wife had. For one month they planned to drop a slip in a "Fault" box. The boxes would provide a place to let the other know about daily irritations. The wife was diligent in her efforts and approach: "leaving the jelly top off the jar " "wet towels on the shower floor " "dirty socks not in hamper " on and on until the end of the month. After dinner at the end of the month they exchanged boxes. The husband reflected on what he had done wrong. Then the wife opened her box and began reading. They were all the same the message on each slip was "I love you!"

Source Unknown.

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her."

Mystery author Agatha Christie who was married to one.

The Brahmans of southern India have traditionally prohibited a younger brother from marrying before an elder brother. So when a suitable bride can't be found for the senior sibling he may be ceremonially married to a tree leaving the younger brother free to take a wife. Sometimes the two marriages take place at the same time in the hopes that any bad luck that might befall the happy human newlyweds would be diverted to the tree.

Source Unknown.

An average of 13 500 Americans get married every day.

Source Unknown.

Instead of exchanging rings with the groom in old Anglo-Saxon wedding ceremonies the bride passed her shoes to her groom who then tapped her on the head with one of them.

Source Unknown.

Abigail Van Buren says at the top of her list of the ten most common problems she sees in "Dear Abby" letters is: "My wife doesn't understand me."

Abigail Van Buren.

In colonial days a Boston sea captain named Kemble was sentenced to spend two hours in the stocks for kissing his wife in public on Sunday the day he returned from three years at sea.

Source Unknown.

An old Kentucky law states that a wife can't move the furniture in the house without her husband's permission. But then a man in Kentucky has restrictions too: he can't legally marry his wife's grandmother.

Source Unknown.

Every day 175 Americans aged 65 and older get married (eight of them for the first time.)

Source Unknown.

A kiss can last no longer than one second according to an ordinance in Halethorpe Maryland.

Source Unknown.

The most married person in history was probably King Mongut of Siam the monarch in "The King and I." He had 9 000 wives and concubines.

Source Unknown.

New Hampshire has the youngest legal marriage age: 13 for females and 14 for males.

Source Unknown.

The following 11 people never married: James Addams; Susan B. Anthony; Ludwig van Beethoven; President James Buchanan; Frederic Chopin; Emily Dickinson; J. Edgar Hoover; Joan of Arc; Isaac Newton; Florence Nightingale; Henry David Thoreau.

Source Unknown.

One of "Dear Abby's" most unusual letters came from one wife who evidently didn't understand her husband. The letter said "My husband burns the hair out of his nose with a lighted match. And he thinks I'm crazy because I voted for Goldwater."

Source Unknown.

An Austrian anthropologist named Weizl who lived for a time among the natives of northern Siberia was frequently accosted by giggling young maidens who showed up at his door and pelted him with freshly killed lice. Eventually Weizl learned that among northern Siberians lice-throwing was a customary manner for woman to declare her interest in a man and indicate that she was available for marriage.

Source Unknown.

Evidently politics does make strange bedfellows. Anne Landers claims that one of her most unusual problems from readers concerned a man who hid his wife's dentures so she couldn't go out and vote for a Democrat.

Source Unknown.

In ancient Greece the wedding cake of choice was almost always cheesecake doused with honey.

The custom in ancient Rome was to break the wedding cake over the head of the bride. And only those children of women who abided by this custom were legally eligible to hold high government office.

Source Unknown.

Fewer Americans are married in January than in any other month.

Partnership January/February 1988 p. 28-29.

Marriage is a journey toward an unknown destination -- the discovery that people must share not only what they don't know about each other but what they don't know about themselves.

Michael Ventura.

There were two lines of husbands in heaven one for the dominant husbands and one for the passive submissive husbands. The submissive husband line extended almost out of sight. There was one man in the dominant husband line. He was small timid appeared anything but a dominant husband. When the angel inquired as to why he was in this line he said "My wife told me to stand here."

Source Unknown.

Two men talking. One "I got this poodle for my wife." Other: "Sure wish I could trade mine in for something like that."

Source Unknown.

A Prayer for a Married Couple

O God our Heavenly Father protect and bless us. Deepen and

strengthen our love for each other day by day. Grant that by Thy

mercy neither of us ever say one unkind word to the other.

Forgive and correct our faults and make us constantly to forgive

one another should one of us unconsciously hurt the other. Make

us and keep us sound and well in body alert in mind tender in

heart devout in spirit. O Lord grant us each to rise to the

other's best. Then we pray Thee add to our common life such

virtues as only Thou canst give. And so O Father consecrate

our life and our love completely to Thy worship and to the

service of all about us especially those whom Thou has appointed

us to serve that we may always stand before Thee in happiness

and peace; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

This beautiful prayer was written by Bishop Slattery soon after his marriage to be used each day in their family devotions at home in Boston Massachusetts.

A man was crying over a gravestone saying "Why did you die? Why did you die?" Another man questioned him "Did your mother just die?" "No." "Your father?" "No." He continues "O why did you die?" "Well who died?" "This was my wife's first husband."

Source Unknown.

If you want to be happy healthy successful and live longer give your spouse a kiss before you go to work each day. That's the conclusion of a study conducted by a group of German physicians and psychologists in cooperation with insurance companies. According to Dr. Arthur Sazbo the study found that those who kiss their spouse each morning miss less work because of illness than those who do not. They also have fewer auto accidents on the way to work. They earn 20 to 30 percent more monthly and they live about five years more than those who don't even give each other a peck on the cheek. The reason for this says Dr. Sazbo is that the kissers begin the day with a positive attitude. A kiss signifies a sort of seal of approval in the eyes of Dr. Sazbo and his colleagues and they believe those who don't experience it for whatever reason go out the door feeling not quite right about themselves. Whether you give this study any credence or not an au revoir kiss every morning can do you no harm. Maybe you can expand the study and write a book Pucker Up to Grow Rich Feel Good and Live Longer. It could be a best-seller.

Bits & Pieces July 25 1992 pp. 4-5.

There it was in the society pages of none other than the venerable New York Times arbiter of social propriety. On May 7 Michael Flaherty a city planner wed Valerie Silverman a medical student and husband and wife combined their names to produce "Flaherman." Even the editor of the Times society page could not recall seeing such a postmodern hybrid before. (Hey Arnold and Maria! Have you ever considered "Schwarzenshriver"?) Why did they do it? "We wanted to share a name without being sexist or hyphenating two names " says Michael. The couple who just a few months ago rejected "Silverty " say that their children will not be "Flaherbabies " but Flahermans. And they say they never even considered going ultra-politically correct with "Flaherperson."

U.S. News & World Report June 1 1992 p. 14.

Mark Twain was known for his wit. A Mormon acquaintance once pushed him into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of Scripture expressly forbidding polygamy. "Nothing easier " Twain replied. "No man can serve two masters."

Source Unknown.

The history of the various kings of Judah and Israel as recorded in 2 Chronicles does not gloss over the ugly facts. True Asa "did that which was good...in the eyes of the Lord " Jehoshaphat "departed not from it doing that which was right " and Joash Uzziah Hezekiah Josiah and others reigned uprightly. Yet the shameful deeds of the wicked rulers are also openly chronicled. We are told for instance that "when Rohoboam had established the kingdom...he forsook the law of the Lord " and that "Ahaziah...also walked in the ways of the house of Ahab..to do wickedly."

Other examples could be cited but let's stop for a moment at Jehoram because of the explanation given for his evil behavior. We read that "he walked...as did the house of Ahab; for he had the daughter of Ahab as his wife and he wrought that which was evil in the eyes of the Lord" (2 Chr. 21:6). Jehoram's reign was a failure and he died "without being desired" (v. 20) because of one mistake: he married a worldly woman -- Ahab's daughter. The Bible tells us that "there was none like unto Ahab who did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the Lord whom Jezebel his wife stirred up" (1Ki. 21:25). Unholy alliances always lead to compromise and spiritual disaster. Paul wrote "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers" (2 Cor. 6:14) and in verse 17 he added "...be ye separate saith the Lord and touch not the unclean thing." Yes separation unto God calls for separation from the world!

Daily Bread.

In his classic work on the Beatitudes titled The Heavenly Octave F.W. Boreham included this passage: "The ideal peacemaker is the man who prevents the peace from being broken. To prevent a battle is the best way of winning a battle. I once said to a Jewish rabbi 'I have heard that at a Jewish wedding a glass is broken as part of the symbolism of the ceremony. Is that a fact?' 'Of course it is ' he replied. 'We hold aloft a glass let it fall and be shattered to atoms and then pointing to its fragments we exhort the young people to guard jealously the sacred relationship into which they have entered since once it is fractured it can never be restored.'"

Daily Bread.

Astronaut Michael Collins speaking at a banquet quoted the estimate that the average man speaks 25 000 words a day and the average woman 30 000. Then he added: "Unfortunately when I come home each day I've spoken my 25 000 -- and my wife hasn't started her 30 000."

Sports Illustrated.

A woman came into the post office where I work and asked to see a selection of 15-cent stamps. She wanted to choose a stamp design and theme appropriate for the wedding invitations she was mailing. After careful consideration she happily announced she'd found exactly the right one; the John Paul Jones commemorative stamp that bears his rallying cry "I have not yet begun to fight."

Contributed by Thomas T. Brayton Reader's Digest March 1980.

Marriage teaches you loyalty forbearance self-restraint and a lot of other qualities you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single.

Source Unknown.

Marriage Myth: The amount of time you spend with your spouse is less important than the quality. In a recent survey more than 90% of the couples who considered their marriages strong and close also said they spend a great deal of time together. Conversely divorced couples usually had spent little time together before the split.

Dr. Nick Stinnett Homemade June 1986.

A newly released poll says 94% of Americans prefer marriage as a way of life over living with someone out of wedlock. The poll conducted by the Roper Organization in 1970 for the 1980 Virginia Slims American Women's Opinion Poll found that only two percent said living with someone outside of marriage was a satisfying way of life.

Spokesman Review May 15 1980 p. 3.

Insurance salesman to customer: "You've filled in this application all right except for one thing Mr. Perkins -- where it asks the relationship of Mrs. Perkins to yourself you should have put down 'wife' not 'strained'".

Source Unknown.

There is one couple I shall always remember from my days as a hospital admitting clerk. The husband a heart-attack victim was immediately whisked away by the staff. Hours passed though before his wife was allowed to see him. She was dismayed to find him hooked up to elaborate machines that blipped hissed and beeped. She tiptoed toward his bed and bending over him whispered "George I'm here." Then she kissed him. Suddenly there was a blippety-blip-blip from the equipment. "He was okay " she later explained. "But after forty-seven years of marriage it's nice to know that I can still make his heart skip when I kiss him."

Contributed by Katie Barnes.

Your in-laws on your wife's side usually are.

Source Unknown.

Martin Van Buren never mentioned his wife Hannah in his autobiography.

Reader's Digest October 1981.

C. Swindoll Growing Strong p. 298.

A young woman was applying for a Civil Service Job. Her maiden name as well as her married name was Green. To clarify this on the application she penciled in: "Green before marriage."

Contributed by Lidie Williams Reader's Digest.

Husband consoling wife at daughter's wedding: "Don't think of it as losing a daughter; think of it as gaining a bathroom." -

Cavalli King Features.

At a three-day retreat for pastors and their wives one session consisted of testimonies about how the Lord had blessed our lives and ministries. One young preacher's wife stood up and began nervously "The Bible promises 'No good thing does the Lord withhold from them that walk uprightly.' Well " she said sincerely "my husband is one of those 'no good things'!"

Contributed by Joyce N. Juris Reader's Digest.

Actress Amy Irving expecting a baby in June by director Steven Spielberg says the two have signed a contract in which "Steven's legally responsible for everything a father would be if we were married."

"We've got a family lawyer who came up with support agreement " Irving revealed. Spielberg "has the same rights and responsibilities as a father."

"Somewhere down the line Steven and I may celebrate our love for each other and get married " she said. "We're so married in our hearts it seems redundant to think of a wedding now."

Then why all the contracts?

Spokesman Review May 15 1985.

Even if marriages are made in heaven man has to be responsible for the maintenance.

John Graham in Alma GA. Times.

Don't buy the house; buy the neighbor. (Don't marry the woman (only) but the family.)

Russian Proverb.

A Sunday school teacher was trying to demonstrate the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children let's take an example " she said. "If I were to go into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money what would I be?"

A child in the back answered "You'd be his wife."

Source Unknown.

The German poet Heinrich Heine bequeathed his entire estate to his widow on the condition she remarry -- "So at least one other man will regret my death."

Source Unknown.

Living together does not constitute a marriage. The Lord met the woman of Samaria. She had lived with five husbands and the Lord called them husbands. But how about the man she was currently living with? The Lord refused to give him the status of a husband. He said "And he whom thou now has is not thy husband." (John 4:17 18) The differentiation is very clearly given. Marriage is never a private affair. Two people are not married when in private they commit themselves to each other but when they do so in the presence of witnesses before God. Our Lord and His mother attended the marriage feast at Cana of Galilee. Obviously there was an event which was given public and official recognition and all acquaintances then knew that the two people were duly married.

Homemade Dr. Spiros Zodhaites.

Man who came to pastor had attended church for 25 years respected leader in the church said "Pastor I've got something to tell you. I've never told this to a soul extremely difficult to tell you this now but my wife and I have had a fight every day for the past 30 years of our marriage."

Pastor taken back. Didn't know what to say to the man. Playing for time to gather thoughts said "Every day?"

"Yes every day."

"Did you today before you came to church?"

"Yes."

"Well how did it end up?"

"She came crawling to me on her hands and knees."

"What did she say?"

"Come out from under that bed you coward and fight like a man!"

Source Unknown.

A woman seeking counsel from Dr. George W. Crane the psychologist confided that she hated her husband and intended to divorce him. "I want to hurt him all I can " she declared firmly. "Well in that case " said Dr. Crane "I advise you to start showering him with compliments. When you have become indispensable to him when he thinks you love him devotedly then start the divorce action. That is the way to hurt him." Some months later the wife returned to report that all was going well. She had followed the suggested course. "Good " said Dr. Crane. "Now's the time to file for divorce." "Divorce!" the woman said indignantly. "Never. I love my husband dearly!"

Bits & Pieces August 22 1991.

There's a charming story that Thomas Wheeler CEO of the Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance Company tells on himself. He and his wife were driving along an interstate highway when he noticed that their car was low on gas. Wheeler got off the highway at the next exit and soon found a rundown gas station with just one gas pump. He asked the lone attendant to fill the tank and check the oil then went for a little walk around the station to stretch his legs.

As he was returning to the car he noticed that the attendant and his wife were engaged in an animated conversation. The conversation stopped as he paid the attendant. But as he was getting back into the car he saw the attendant wave and heard him say "It was great talking to you." As they drove out of the station Wheeler asked his wife if she knew the man. She readily admitted she did. They had gone to high school together and had dated steadily for about a year.

"Boy were you lucky that I came along " bragged Wheeler. "If you had married him you'd be the wife of a gas station attendant instead of the wife of a chief executive officer."

"My dear " replied his wife "if I had married him he'd be the chief executive officer and you'd be the gas station attendant."

Bits and Pieces January 9 1992 pp. 3-4.

Twelve Rules for a Happy Marriage. 1. Never both be angry at once. 2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.3. Remember that it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking. 4. Yield to the wishes of the other--as an exercise in self-discipline if you can't think of a better reason. 5. If you have a choice between making yourself or your mate look good--choose your mate. 6. If you feel you must criticize do so lovingly. 7. Never bring up a mistake of the past. 8. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. 9. Never let the day end without saying at least one complimentary thing to your life partner. 10. Never meet without an affectionate greeting. 11. When you've made a mistake talk it out and ask for forgiveness. 12. Never go to bed mad.

Ann Landers.

My husband's uncle thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist provided him with the dates and instructions to send flowers along with an appropriate note signed "Your loving husband." His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day when he came home kissed his wife and said offhandedly "Nice flowers honey. Where'd you get them?"

Celie Thomas Reader's Digest March 1991.

During his courtship with a young woman named Julia Dent Ulysses S. Grant once took her out for a buggy ride. Coming to a flooded creek spanned by a flimsy bridge Grant assured Julia that it was safe to cross. "Don't be frightened " he said. "I'll look after you."

"Well " replied Julia "I shall cling to you whatever happens." True to her word she clung tightly to Grant's arm as they drove safely across. Grant drove on in thoughtful silence for a few minutes then cleared his throat and said "Julia you said back there that you would cling to me whatever happened. Would you like to cling to me for the rest of our lives?" She would and they were married in August 1848.

Source Unknown.

Dr. P. was a musician of distinction well-known for many years as a singer and a music teacher. However Dr. P. began acting strangely. Sometimes a student would present himself and Dr. P. would not recognize his face. But then Dr. P. also began to see faces when there were no faces to see. When in the park he might pat the heads of fire hydrants and parking meters mistaking them for the heads of children. Finally Dr. P. went to see Dr. Oliver Sacks for help. After the examination Dr. P. looked around for his hat. He reached out and took hold of his wife's head trying to lift it off and put in oh his head! That explains the title of Sacks's book in which he related this true story: The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat.

Source Unknown.

Sacramento Calif.--A man who hit his wife with a frozen squirrel was jailed on suspicion of spousal abuse police said Monday. Kao Khae Saephan 26 had been arguing with his wife early Monday morning when he walked into the kitchen and took several frozen squirrels from the freezer police spokeswoman Betsy Braziel said. The woman told police that when she walked in the room her husband swung the squirrels at her and struck her in the head with at least one of them. She fell against a table and received a one-inch cut above her eye Braziel said. Saephan was booked into the county jail.

Spokesman-Review December 17 1991.

Dr. Robert Travis co-director of Marital and Health Studies at the Univ. of Alabama lists the most common complaints of husbands and wives: WIVES: He doesn't listen to me He takes me for granted He's not romantic He doesn't help much with the children. HUSBANDS: She doesn't understand that I need time by myself She nags about little things She expects too much emotionally She complains that I spend too much time at work.

Fathergram March 1985.

Six ways to learn everything you ever need to know about a man before you decide to marry him: 1) watch him drive in heavy traffic. 2) Play tennis with him. 3) Listen to him talk to his mother when he doesn't know you're listening. 4) See how he treats those who serve him (waiters maids). 5) Notice what he's willing to spend his money to buy. 6) Look at his friends. And if you still can't make up your mind then look at his shoes. A man who keeps his shoes in good repair generally tends to the rest of his life too.

Lois Wyse Good Housekeeping April 1985.

Many girls marry men just like their fathers which may explain why many mothers cry at weddings.

Source Unknown.

Five major needs of women: 1) Affection 2) Conversation 3) Honesty and openness 4) Financial support 5) Family commitment. Five major needs of men: 1) Sexual fulfillment 2) Recreational companionship 3) An attractive spouse 4) Domestic support 5) Admiration.

His Needs Her Needs quoted in C. Swindoll The Grace Awakening Word 1990 p. 256.

Who is responsible for what decisions around the home? A USA Today survey asked 4 500 men and women. The answers: Women are responsible for deciding what's for dinner and then preparing it managing the household budget raising the children. Men and women share the responsibilities for deciding where to go on vacation how much to spend on major purchases how much insurance to carry and where to buy it. Men are responsible for deciding what to watch on television.

Discoveries Vol. 1 #2.

Wife surveys her husband's personality analysis from a coin machine: "You are a leader with a magnetic personality witty and attractive to the opposite sex " and exclaims "Darling it has your weight wrong too!"

Source Unknown.

Demographers predict that 10% of young men and women today will never marry and that half of those who do will divorce. Some 37% of adults over 18 are single and roughly one-fourth of all households consist of just one person. Moreover one child in four is born out of wedlock and one-fourth of all children now live with a single parent. Are these changes in American living patterns affecting the nation's health? Health experts have long observed that married people are healthier than unmarried people and that death rates (from all causes) are consistently higher among single and socially isolated people. More recent studies have suggested that mortality rates are about 100% to 300% higher for socially isolated men and 50% to 150% higher for socially isolated women than for their socially integrated counterparts.

Resource Mar/Apr 1990.

Marriage should be a duet--when one sings the other claps.

Joe Murray Cox News Service.

Before you marry keep your two eyes open; after you marry shut one.

Jamaican proverb.

The evidence is convincing that the better our relationships are at home the more effective we are in our careers. If we're having difficulty with a loved one that difficulty will be translated into reduced performance on the job. In studying the millionaires in America (U.S. News and World Report) a picture of the "typical" millionaire is an individual who has worked eight to ten hours a day for thirty years and is still married to his or her high school or college sweetheart. A New York executive search firm in a study of 1 365 corporate vice presidents discovered that 87% were still married to their one and only spouse and that 92% were raised in two-parent families. The evidence is overwhelming that the family is the strength and foundation of society. Strengthen your family ties and you'll enhance your opportunity to succeed.

Zig Ziglar in Homemade March 1989.

Irish novelist and playwright Samuel Beckett received great recognition for his work--but not every one savored his accomplishments. Beckett's marriage in fact was soured by his wife's jealousy of his growing fame and success as a writer. One day in 1969 his wife Suzanne answered the telephone listened for a moment spoke briefly and hung up. She then turned to Beckett and with a stricken look whispered "What a catastrophe!" Was it a devastating personal tragedy? No she had just learned that Beckett had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature!

Today in the Word February 1991 p. 15.

Sex is not the most important part of a love relationship. A Syracuse University survey asked married couples to rank the 10 most important things in a marriage relationship. Caring a sense of humor and communication came in first second and third. Sex came in ninth just ahead of sharing household duties.

Dr. Thomas Lickona in Homemade January 1985.

Marriage is not romanticized in the creation account. Its ideal purpose is not one of sweet feeling tender words poetical affections or physical satisfactions--not "love" as the world defines love in all its nasal songs and its popular shallow stories. Marriage is meant to be flatly practical. One human alone is help-LESS unable. But "Two are better than one " says Ecclesiastes "Because they have a good reward for their toil. For if they fall one will lift the other." Marriage makes the job of survival possible. And the fact that a spouse is termed a "helper" declares marriage was never an end in itself but a preparation. We've accomplished no great thing yet in getting married. We have completed a relationship (though many a fool assumes that the hard work's done with the wedding and turns attention to other interests). Rather we've established the terms by which we now will go to work.

Walter Wangerin Jr.

A business man's wife was experiencing depression. She began to mope around and be sad lifeless--no light in her eyes--no spring in her step--joyless. It became so bad that this "man of the world" did what any sophisticated person would do. He made an appointment with the psychiatrist. On the appointed day they went to the psychiatrist's office sat down with him and began to talk. It wasn't long before the wise doctor realized what the problem was. So without saying a word he simply stood walked over in front of the woman's chair signaled her to stand took her by the hands looked at her in the eyes for a long time then gathered her into his arms and gave her a big warm hug. You could see the change come over the woman. Her face softened her eyes lit up she immediately relaxed. Her whole face glowed. Stepping back the doctor said to the husband "See that's all she needs." With that the man said "Okay I'll bring her in Tuesdays and Thursdays each week but I have to play golf on the other afternoons."

Maxie Dunnam Preaching May-June 1986.

A good marriage is the union of two forgivers.

Ruth Bell Graham.

Broken marriages begin to mend and communication is reestablished when one of the partners is willing to make a breakthrough and say "Lord begin with me. I am the one who needs to change to love more deeply and more wisely." Even if you think your spouse is 100% wrong when you stand in the presence of Christ you will begin to see that you too have shortcomings. You will discern where you have failed to accept responsibility for the marital relationship and you will be able to say "God change me." The Christian is committed to follow Christ who went all the way in love all the time. So for a start stop demanding that your partner change his ways. Let God start changing you.

Lionel Whitston in Homemade April 1990.

Some German insurance insurance companies and psychologists have found a correlation between work attitudes and a morning goodbye kiss. Studies show that men who do not kiss their wives goodbye are apt to be moody depressed and disinterested in their jobs. But kissing husbands start off the day on a positive note. This positive attitude results in more efficient and safer driving practices. Kissing husbands live five years longer than their less romantic counterparts. However kissing may be more a consequence than a cause of a happy life situation. The subject warrants continued investigation by every husband and wife.

Homemade April 1990.

Two friends were having lunch at a cafe in New York's Grand Central Terminal. They noticed a man sitting alone at an adjoining table. When the waitress approached him they overheard her ask "Are you waiting to be joined by a tall thin woman with long blond hair?" He answered "In the larger scheme of life yes. But today I'm meeting my wife."

Helen Wrobel quoted by Ron Alexander in New York Times.

A braid appears to contain only two strands of hair. But it is impossible to create a braid with only two strands. If the two could be put together at all they would quickly unravel. Herein lies the mystery: What looks like two strands require a third. The third strand though not immediately evident keeps the strands tightly woven. In a Christian marriage God's presence like the third strand in a braid holds holds husband and wife together.

Cathern Paxton.

Working couples spend only about 12 minutes a day talking with each other. About 36 minutes a day is spent together in cooking cleaning shopping paying bills and demonstrating affection.

American Demographics reported in Homemade December 1988 .

There is only one thing harder than living alone and that is to live with another person.

Ingrid Trobisch.

Wife just coming home to husband: "I've been to karate class so dinner will be late. Want to make something of it?"

Reamer Keller in Medical Economics.

One woman to another at the office "Did you wake up grouchy today?"

"No I just let him sleep in."

Source Unknown.

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.

Helen Rowland.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell; it is simply purgatory.

A. Lincoln.

A Gallup survey of 657 adults over 18 mirrors the married population. 92% say they've had no affairs since marrying. 83% would marry the same person again given the chance. 76% say their spouse is physically attractive. 48% say they are very playful when they're alone together. 87% said they were "more concerned about being faithful than most people."

Nanci Hillmich quoted in Homemade August 1990.

There are two kinds of people at parties--those who want to go home early and those who want to be the last ones in the place. The trouble is that they're usually married to each other.

Source Unknown.

Parson's Rule: At whatever stage you apologize to your spouse the reply is constant: "It's too late now."

Source Unknown.

Melvin Able a retiree Minnesota real-estate agent was deep in a dream of wrestling with a wounded deer. Abel choked his wife half to death before her cries of protest finally roused him.

U.S. News and World Report July 10 1989 p. 49.

A newspaper survey asked married men "If you had it to do again would you marry your current wife?" and found that the answer was overwhelmingly that they would. The Chicago Sun-Times found that 77.1 percent of first-time married men would remarry their spouses compared with findings in a recent women's magazine poll that said only 50 percent of the women surveyed would make another trip down the aisle with the same man. The only other question asked in the newspaper poll was: "Why would you marry her again or why not?" Their reasons included: "Why not?" and "Without her I'd be a bum."

Spokesman Review July 1986.

I challenge those who come to me for marriage counseling this way: "If you do what I tell you to do for an entire month I can promise you that by the end of the month you will be in love with your mate. Are you willing to give it a try?" When couples accept my challenge the results are invariably successful. My prescription for creating love is simple: do ten things each day that you would do if you really were in love. I know that if people do loving things it will not be long before they experience the feelings that are often identified as being in love. Love is not those feelings. Love is what one wills to do to make the other person happy and fulfilled. Often we don't realize that what a person does influences what he feels.

Dr. Anthony Campolo in Homemade June 1988.

I am the wife of a Baptist minister and have seen many a marriage licenses. On one after the blank for number of marriages the groom had answered: "First." The bride had entered the word: "Last."

Reader's Digest.

A wise old sage early in our marriage advised us "If you don't carry out the garbage one day your house will become a dump." Shades of the poet's wording "It is the little rift within the lute that by and by may make the music mute."

Charlie Shedd Homemade Vol. 10 No. 11.

We continue to adjust to each other an adjustment that started 19 years ago and will never stop because we each continue to grow and change. We will always be different. I think of anniversaries as a time for roses and dinner; she prefers Mexican food and a movie. For Halloween she thinks apples are a good treat; I say since when did Halloween have anything to do with nutrition? Don't mistake it for a solid marriage. There is no such thing. Marriage is more like an airplane than a rock. You have to commit the thing to flight and then it creaks and groans and keeping it airborne depends entirely on attitude. Working at it though we can fly forever. Only she and I know how hard it has been or how worthwhile.

Michael Grant San Diego Union.

Contrary to current theories happy couples don't express anger freely don't see marriage as a 50-50 proposition don't think separate interests are as important as shared activities. They do view their partners as their best friends regard marriage as a sacred long-term commitment agree on aims and goals in life.

Jeanette Lauer Homemade Vol. 10 No. 12 December 1986.

"Nothing but a scrap of paper--that's what a marriage license is!" This kind of extravagant statement is a symptom of the spirit of our age. With increasing frequency marriage is being put down cast aside and overturned. But wait a minute! Aren't scraps of paper important? Is it not one of the marks of civilized men that they protect themselves against their savagery by scraps of paper? Sure a wedding license is a scrap of paper but so in an employment contract your paycheck a twenty-dollar bill the deed to your home and the Constitution of the United States.

Dr. David Hubbard Homemade July 1989.

Dr. Nancy Moore Clatworthy sociologist has been doing research on "living together" for 10 years. When she began her research the idea of living together before committing yourself to marriage made good sense to her. Now after scientifically analyzing the results of hundreds of surveys filled out by couples who had lived together she opposes living together in any form. Her answers make a powerfully Christian point: only a fully committed marriage relationship is really suited to working out the best possible relationship.

Tim Stafford in Homemade October 1989.

In a survey by the American Sociological Review working women said they talk with their husbands an average on 12 minutes each day.

Source Unknown.

Sociologist and historian Carle Zimmerman in his 1947 book Family and Civilization recorded his keen observations as he compared the disintegration of various cultures with the parallel decline of family life in those cultures. Eight specific patterns of domestic behavior typified the downward spiral of each culture Zimmerman studied.

*Marriage loses its sacredness...is frequently broken by divorce.

*Traditional meaning of the marriage ceremony is lost.

*Feminist movements abound.

*Increased public disrespect for parents and authority in general.

*Acceleration of juvenile delinquency promiscuity and rebellion.

*Refusal of people with traditional marriages to accept family responsibilities.

*Growing desire for and acceptance of adultery.

*Increasing interest in and spread of sexual perversions and sex-related crimes.

Swindoll The Quest For Character Multnomah p. 90.

Parade Magazine made a survey on marriage in the 1980s: An impressive 70% of the husbands and wives in the survey said they are "happily married." 55% of them consider a "sense of humor very important" to marital happiness. Financial security once an important consideration for women hardly is mentioned. Sixty percent of the people said that the birth of their first child had a positive or very positive effect on their marriage. Although 92% said sex is important only 32% said it is very important. That puts it below communicating (very important to 90%) mutual respect (very important to 82%) and doing things as a couple (very important to 58%). The survey showed that those who grew up with parents who were happily married were more likely to be happily married themselves. Contented husbands and wives tend to marry people like themselves with similar backgrounds.

Resource Mar/Apr 1990.

Costs of getting married and setting up house on average: Wedding $2480...ring $400...Honeymoon $920...Furnishings $4240.

U.S.A. Today in Homemade April 1986.

POLYGAMY

"Certainly " replied Twain. "'No man can serve two masters.'"

Louis Utermeyer A Treasury of Laughter Simon & Schuster.

BACHELOR

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

B. Franklin.

CHASTITY

A beautiful blond senior shares: "When we date we start giving gifts like flowers or candy. When a couple becomes engaged they give special things--a diamond and very personal things. The most personal gift that I can ever give is myself. I have nothing more precious to give. When I marry I want to give my husband the best that I have--my whole self as completely as I can."

Dr. Richard B. Wilke Homemade October 1989.

DIVORCE

For many years I've publicly challenged the widely-held belief that one of two marriages ends in divorce. It was obviously not true. Some academics incorrectly calculated this ratio by noting that 1.2 million divorces and 2.4 million marriages were reported for 1981. The truth finally prevails. A Louis Harris poll now calls the one-of-two divorce rate a myth. "What was left out is that there are 54 million other marriages that are going on very nicely. By combining ongoing and new marriages in any single year only 2 percent of existing marriages will end in divorce. A number of academics made a sensational splash out of it." Dr. Lee Salk comments "This survey is incredibly important. It tells us that TV's Cosby family is depicting a better picture of American family life than anything else."

J. Allan Petersen in Homemade October 1987.

Christian Clippings p. 27.

Fifty years ago parents were apt to have a lot of kids. Nowadays kids are apt to have a lot of parents.

E. Lawson.

Brian Peterson New Man October 1994 p. 8.

"Come into the living room children. We have something we need to tell you." That's how our parents told us they were not going to be together anymore. After they told us they were divorcing I sat under the table and my mind replayed again and again the words my father said. I didn't know then what it all meant but I soon learned. After Dad left I looked through the drawers where he kept his clothes and found an old sweat shirt he left behind. I hid it in my room and kept it for years. I would cling to it when I was lonely for him. My father came back to see us a few times but his visits became less and less frequent. Finally his visits stopped completely. I always wondered where he went. I wondered if he thought about us very much. I hoped that he did. But I guess I'll never know.

H. Norman Wright Always Daddy's Girl 1989 Regal Books p. 86.

Item No. 583B in our Love and War man's files is a report on the bequests to his former wives of the socialite yachtsman Fuller E. Callaway Jr. It stands as a commentary of the chances for happiness in multiple marriages. He left $100 000 to his first wife $10 000 to his second and $1 to his third.

L.M. Boyd Spokesman-Review July 28 1992.

I thought of how important the strength of a marriage is to children when I saw a quote by Pete Rose Jr. recently. The betting scandal his father was in meant little to Petey. He still dwelt on his parents' years-old divorce. His father was remarried with a new child and another on the way. His mother was tending bar in Cincinnati. Petey is a better-than-average big league prospect himself and athletes at that stage in their careers are usually single-minded and driven. Yet Petey said something like this: "I would trade whatever future I have in big league baseball to see my parents get back together." It was as if he hadn't read the papers didn't know the truth about his parents' marriage. Pete Sr. had such an incredible reputation for chasing women and such nasty impossible-to-take-back things had been said by each about the other that no one would give two cents for the possibility of any civility let alone a reconciliation. And with Pete Sr. remarried there's no chance. Yet that comment from little Pete if he were my son would haunt me to my grave.

Jerry Jenkins Hedges Wolgemuth & Hyatt 1989 p. 128.

Tod had left his wife and children for another woman but Linda his wife refused him a divorce. She said that she still loved him and that he could still love her. One morning after a night of empty sex and not much sleep he drove to their house and saw his wife through the window getting the breakfast ready and the children off to school--as he said "doing what she had to do to keep their life her life my life intact." He was overcome with a sense of her commitment to holding together a warm good life. He asked her that day to let him come back recognizing that she was his very right and much beloved wife.

Reader's Digest August 1982.

Statistics and Stuff

"Almost half of children of divorces enter adulthood as worried underachieving self-deprecating and sometimes angry young men and women." reports Judith Wallerstein director of the Center for the Family in Transition and author of Second Chance (Ticknor & Fields 1988). Her conclusion is drawn from interviews conducted over a 15 year period with 60 families mostly white middle class. Other Wallerstein findings: Three out of five youngsters felt rejected by at least one parent. Half grew up in settings in which the parents were warring with each other even after the divorce.

Reported in Time 2/6/89.

In order to uncover the processes that destroy unions marital researchers study couples over the course of years and even decades and retrace the star-crossed steps of those who have split up back to their wedding day. What they are discovering is unsettling. None of the factors one would guess might predict a couple's durability actually does: not how in love a newlywed couple say they are; how much affection they exchange; how much they fight or what they fight about. In fact couples who will endure and those who won't look remarkably similar in the early days. Yet when psychologists Cliff Notarius of Catholic University and Howard Markman of the University of Denver studied newlyweds over the first decade of marriage they found a very subtle but telling difference at the beginning of the relationships. Among couples who would ultimately stay together 5 out of every 100 comments made about each other were putdowns. Among couples who would later split 10 of every 100 comments were insults. That gap magnified over the following decade until couples heading downhill were flinging five times as many cruel and invalidating comments at each other as happy couples. "Hostile putdowns act as cancerous cells that if unchecked erode the relationship over time " says Notarius who with Markman co-authored the new book We Can Work It Out. "In the end relentless unremitting negativity takes control and the couple can't get through a week without major blowups."

U.S. News & World Report February 21 1994 p. 67.

Why do toy makers watch the divorce rate? When it rises so do toy sales. According to the analyzers four parents and eight grandparents tend to compete for children's affections so buy toys.

L.M. Boyd Spokesman Review March 15 1993.

A five year study of children of divorced parents in California questions that children are better off when their parents divorce than when they stay in an unhappy marriage. Many of the children would have been "content to hobble along in an unhappy marriage and they did not experience the divorce as a solution to their unhappiness." Most of them harbored fantasies of a "magical reconciliation." The divorced family is less adaptive economically socially and psychologically to the raising of children than the two-parent family.

Psychology Today in Homemade July 1985.

A study of divorced couples with preschool children shows that after a year of divorce 60% of men and 73% of women feel they made a mistake and should have tried harder to make marriage work. People have no idea how much anguish and stress is caused by divorce.

Dr. E. Mavis Hetherington in Homemade October 1989.

60% of all divorces involve children. Approximately 1 000 000 children each year are affected by divorce."

Marriage and Family April 1980.

75% of divorced people remarry--and 60% of them already have children. If current trends continue stepfamilies could outnumber traditional families by the year 2000.

Dr. Nazli Baydar in Homemade October 1989.

Divorce rates from U.S. Census Bureau reports:

1920 1 divorce per 7 marriages
1940 1 divorce per 6 marriages
1960 1 divorce per 4 marriages
1972 1 divorce per 3 marriages
1977 1 divorce per 2 marriages

Children from broken homes cause a strikingly disproportionate share of discipline problems in schools and fare far worse academically than their peers from two-parent homes according to an extensive new study. For every two-parent child disciplined the study says teachers took to task three one-parent children. Comparing children from broken homes to those with both parents the ratio for dropouts was 9 to 5; for expulsions 8 to 1. According to the U.S. Census Bureau the rising divorce rate means 48% of school children during the next decade will come from one-parent homes.

Chicago Tribune quoted in His Nov 1980.

The U.S. Census Bureau predicts that 6 of 10 women in their 30's will have their first marriage end in divorce. The problem is charged to changing male-female roles the massive entrance of women into the work force and social revolutions in the late 60's.

USA Today quoted in Intercessors for America June 1986.

Doctor George Crane M.D. Ph. D. the clinical columnist in newspapers throughout North America has calculated that when a married couple are active together in the same church they have about a 50 times greater chance of avoiding divorce; and that only one in 500 marriages breaks up where there is a family altar. . . Nine out of ten of both sexes attach maximum priority in life to a happy marriage.

John W. White What Does It Mean to be Born Again?

Practice doesn't make perfect. According to studies by the Barna Foundation and the Census Bureau people who cohabitate before marriage--that's half of all adults under the age of 30--are more likely than others to get divorced and 60 percent of second marriages eventually split up. With that kind of failure rate perhaps it's time to stop practicing and get into the game for good. Marriage is for life.

Break Point with Charles Colson Vol. 1 No. 6 August 1991.